I woke up in a closet.

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aposiopesis

wordjournal:

noun • /ˌæpəsaɪəˈpi:sɪs/ • an abrupt breaking-off in speech (rhetoric device)
From Latin aposiopesis, from Ancient Greek ἀποσιώπησις (aposiopesis), from αποσιωπαν (aposiopan, “be silent”).

Then he aposiopesied and I was like GROSS.

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gumplr:

Gorgeous video for Air’s “Sing Sang Sung” (via)

Gutterballs from The Big Lebowski + Katamari Damacy = this music video.

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benkorman:

aladdinsongs:

In the past couple weeks I have begun to try and turn my prose into music, and have had several seconds of success. However, for the most part, that has consisted of finding the rhythm within the prose and bringing that into the melodyscape; today’s project was simply a reading, over top of some grating electrodoom from Gentleman Ben Korman.

Next collaborative tracks: Efraim and Danny, coming up in the next couple of days!

A Hypothetical Situation

Hypothetical situation: say I’m broke, but I know a guy who pays a lot of money for a baby, and I happen to have come across a baby on my way to class, and I happen to have taken it and brought it to this guy, but he happens to have shot himself in his bathtub presumably to find redemption for his terrible crimes- would it be immoral to just leave the baby there? Because I already stole it- hypothetically- and there’s nowhere else that I know of to sell it, and I don’t want to risk getting caught for kidnapping, obviously, so if they find the baby when they find him they’ll just assume he did the kidnapping, right?

In a word, amazing.

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