I woke up in a closet.

skull f*#!er
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

Kurt Vonnegut (via whenisitover

BUT I LOVE SEMICOLONS. 

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wait i like semicolons too

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